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Extra English level 1
Extra English (level 1)
This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London. They have a neighbour, Nick. Nick fancies Bridget. But Annie fancies Nick. That's the way it is until Bridget gets a letter from Argentina.
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Is he stupid?
I told you...
Sorry. B.
Yes, John?
Yes, I got the cards and the flowers and the chocolates.
Yes. And I got the cushion as well.
But it's finished. Sorry.
But please don't leave me.
- Don't cry.
- I love you so much.
Goodbye.
Oh, and happy birthday.
Ah, men!
Come on, Charley. Come on.
Post, Bridget. Charley and I have the post,
haven't we, Charley?
Give me the post, Charley.
Give me the post, Charley.
Drop it, Charley.
Oh, good boy!
Telephone bill, gas bill, electricity bill.
What's this?
A parcel for you, Bridget.
Good. What is it?
Oh, it's from Mother.
'Bridget darling, this arrived for you
and I made you this.
'Love, Mummy.'
Oh, very you, Bridget.
Mother!
Ooh, this is from Argentina.
Argentina? Who from? What does it say?
Erm, it says, 'Hello, do you remember me?'
No.
'Seven years ago we was penpals.
'We was...' We were penpals.
Oh, yeah, now I remember. It's Hector.
Who's Hector?
He was my penpal seven years ago.
Oh.
'I speak English good now...'
I speak English good.
I speak English well now...
'..and I am coming to England.'
Ooh, Latin Americans!
'I would like to sleep with you.'
'Do you have a bed for me?'
Oh, he wants to stay here.
But, erm, what about the rules?
Ooh, a Latin American here.
Ooh, like Ricky Martin!
- Tall, handsome...
- Rich.
So, erm, when is he coming?
Oh, erm, let me see. It says...November th.
Oh, November th. But that's...
Today!
Oh, it's you, Nick.
Hi, babes!
- Hello, Nick. How are you?
- Great.
Nice muscles.
- Here's your milk.
- Our milk?
You mean our milk
you borrowed three weeks ago.
Oh, thanks, Nick.
I forget nothing!
Would you like a drink, Nick?
Would you like a drink, Nick?
- Uh- huh?
- I said, 'Would you like a drink, Nick?'
Oh! Sorry.
No, thanks.
Oh, erm, Bridget's friend is coming.
- Oh, yeah?
- Uh- huh. From Argentina.
Wow! From Argentina!
- What's she like?
- She is a he.
- Huh?
- Not a girl, a boy.
Tough guy, eh?
Why don't I show you how to do it properly?
Nick, I've told you before,
nobody uses my bike. Nobody. Is that clear?
- Well, why not?
- Why not?
If you touch my bike again, you are out.
O- U- T, out. Clear?
What?
I said...
- Hello.
- Hello.
I am called Argentina. I am from Hector.
You mean, 'I am called Hector.'
You are called Hector?
Oh, no, no, no. I am called Annie.
I am called Annie.
No. She means, 'I am called Hector.
I am from Argentina.'
You are from Argentina?
Come in.
Hello.
- Hi, babes!
- Hello, Nick.
I forget nothing.
Nobody uses my bike. Nobody. Is that clear?
- Well, why not?
- Why not?
I am called Argentina. I am from Hector.
My cars.
You play with cars?
Yes. You play...no.
I play with cars.
He plays with cars.
I read. I love the library.
Fascinating.
We go to the library too, don't we, Bridget?
Yes, it's great.
Good.
I live here.
You live in a museum, full of old things?
Old things? Yes, I have lots of old things.
I live in a museum.
OK, I live in a museum.
Well, thank you, Hector.
And now we'll show you the flat.
This is the bedroom.
Thank you.
Who- hey!
Where do you sleep?
Er, no, you don't understand.
We only have one bedroom.
One? I have .
?
Yes, he lives in a museum, with bedrooms.
Oh! Very funny, bedrooms.
Well, you can sleep here.
Oh, thank you.
- Oh, no, no, no, Hector.
- Uh?
It's a bed.
A bed? Oh, wow...
Oh...
- Here's a cushion.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh, this of course is the TV.
But just relax. I must go to the bathroom.
Psst! Annie! Bathroom!
Now!
Oh, my goodness. What are we going to do?
He plays with toy cars.
He is not a sexy Argentinian.
But he is sweet.
And he is polite.
But those clothes!
He is so old- fashioned.
He must go.
Room service.
Hello. Who are you?
- Oh. You are quick. Good.
- Eh?
- My luggage is downstairs.
- What?
- Bring it up, please.
- What are you doing?
I pulled, you come. You are the butler.
The butler?
I am Nick. I live next door.
I am Hector.
Oh, Hector, from Argentina.
Yes, from Argentina.
Where are the girls?
- The girls?
- Yeah, Bridget and Annie.
Oh, they live here.
Yeah, I know. Where's Bridget?
Does she know you are here?
Bridget, she gave me this.
Hello, Nick. Oh, this is Hector from Argentina.
Yeah, I know.
- Isn't he wonderful?
- Wonderful.
- Are you hungry?
- Uh?
We'll buy your lunch.
What would you like to eat?
- Fish and chips?
- Oh, fish and ships!
Erm, Nick, Hector, make friends?
Nick, teach Hector some English.
Yeah, OK.
I'll teach Hector some English.
Oh, you are quick. Good.
I pulled, you come. You are the butler.
The butler?
She gave me this.
I'll teach Hector some English.
OK...this is the oven.
This is the oven.
Annie's dog sleeps in the oven.
Annie's dog sleeps in the oven.
So you say, 'Annie, the dog is in the oven.'
Annie, the dog is in the oven.
Great! Now Bridget.
- Oh. Oh, dear.
- Huh?
Well, Bridget likes strong men,
especially strong legs.
I am strong.
Yeah? Can you cycle kilometres?
- Yes.
- No way.
- Yes.
- Well, go on, then, show me.
Yes, look.
Adios, amigo.
Ah. Bridget, Annie, lunch.
Fish and chips.
Yes, lunch, Hector.
Look, Bridget, kilometres.
Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven.
What?
Hi. Everything OK?
Great!
I am... How do you say? Erm...
- Dead.
- Hot.
Hot. Yeah, I am hot. I need a...
- Shower.
- Yeah, I need a shower.
- Be my guest.
- Oh, thank you.
Right, that's it. He must go.
Why? He is so nice.
He used my bike.
Yeah, and he said that the dog was in the oven.
What a horrible joke.
Where is Charley? Charley!
- What a bad, bad boy.
- He must go.
- Can he stay with you, Nick?
- Uh- uh. Sorry, ladies.
- Oh, please, Nick. You have a spare room.
- No way. Not my problem.
- He must go now.
- But he's in the shower.
I don't care.
Hector, please come out,
we want to talk to you.
I like fish and chips, I...
Hector, please come out, we want to talk to you.
OK, one moment, please.
I like fish and chips...
Yes, you want me?
- We think...
- We...
We...we have a problem.
It's like this.
Go on, then, tell him.
Yes, Bridget?
Hector, the thing is...
Stay there. I'll talk to him.
Hector, can I have a word, please?
Ricky Martin!
Hector, is this you?
Yes, and my parents.
'The Romero family,
one of the richest families in Argentina.'
Who are these?
My...
- Servants.
- Yeah, my servants.
- Your cars?
- Yeah, my cars.
Hector, you are rich.
Why stay here?
I want friends. Good friends.
People like you for your money?
That's awful.
Erm... Listen, keep it a secret.
- OK.
- OK.
Perhaps he could stay here.
Yes. Poor boy.
Hector, come and stay with me.
I have two rooms.
- Shut up, Nick.
- Hector will stay with us, won't you, Hector?
Hector, come and...sit down.
Hector, please, call me Gigi.
Oh, Charley, there you are.
Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven.
The oven?
Yes. Nick is a good English teacher.
Yes, a very good English teacher.
- I'd love to see your photos again.
- Oh, me too.
Oh, your sweet toy cars!
They are not toys.
Today Hector arrives and it's Bonfire Night.
Let's party!
- What sort of music do you like?
- Music?
Yeah, music. You know, soul, funk, dance.
Watch me. Like this.
Interesting.
I dance...like this.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Sure. Come up.
- It's the landlady!
- The tarantula!
- Quick, hide, Hector.
- I'm off. I owe two weeks' rent.
Next time in Extra...
The flatmates go shopping for Hector.
Hector goes shopping for the girls.
But what happens
when Hector goes shopping for himself?
But what happens
when Hector goes shopping for himself?
Episode II
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a neighbour, Nick,
who likes Bridget.
But Annie likes Nick.
That is until Hector arrives from Argentina,
and Hector is very, very handsome.
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Oh. Argentinian.
Maybe...
Hector, please,
call me Gigi.
'Oh, Hector, call me Gigi.'
- A.
- Is Hector still asleep?
Yep.
Hector, wakey- wakey.
Come on. Rise and shine.
Sweet.
Good morning.
Oh, good morning.
No, no, no. Good morning.
- Ah- ah- ah.
- Oh.
Good morning.
Ah- ah- ah.
No, Hector.
- I have a cold.
- And so have I.
Oh, you have a cold, Bridget.
Yes, I have a cold.
Yes. We have a cold.
So let's begin again.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Oh, never mind.
Hector, would you like some...
new pyjamas?
Hector, please excuse me for a moment.
Pssst. Annie. Bathroom.
Now.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Is it fancy dress?
Fancy dress?
Yes.
Oh. Nice.
Hey.
Nice car, eh?
I have this car at home.
Wow. You have this car at home?
Girls must love you.
Girls?
- No.
- No?
Hector, can I tell you something?
OK.
The car looks good.
Yeah?
So you must look good too.
- I look good.
- No.
You don't look good.
But I can help.
OK.
OK.
Yes.
- Hector's clothes are awful.
- They're so old- fashioned.
I know. I'll take him shopping.
But, Bridget, you are so busy.
I'll take him shopping.
- No, it's all right, I'll take him shopping.
- It's no problem, I'll take him.
I said I'll take him shopping!
You need...
You need a...
Well, hi, babe.
- Oh, it's you, Nick.
- Oh, hi, Nick.
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.
Yeah, right.
You need a look
like on a fast bike.
No, no, no, Hector, don't listen to Nick.
- Listen to me.
- OK.
You need a designer look.
No, no, no, Hector, that's not for you.
You need,
you need...a cowboy look.
- No, no. A leather jacket.
- A bandanna and a vest.
A denim shirt.
- A motorbike.
- Designer.
Cowboy.
Stop.
OK.
I will go shopping.
- What?
- On your own?
But...you need us.
How? What will you say?
Er...
It's OK. Leave it to me.
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.
- Uh?
- This is a shop.
- I sell, you buy.
- Oh, OK.
Ding- dong.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Can I help you?
Yes. I...
I would like...
Oh. I would like...
a jacket, please.
Trousers.
I would like a pair of trousers, please.
Oh, I would like a pair of trousers, please.
And...
a shirt.
No.
Shoes.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
And a cat for my head.
I think you mean a hat.
This is a cat.
A cat? A cat for my head.
A cat for my head!
Hector. Come shopping with me.
- Or me.
- No, me.
- He's my pen friend.
- All right.
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector
a little bit each.
I will go to the shoe shop.
And I will go to the clothes shop.
No, I'll go to the clothes shop.
OK. I'll just buy the shirt.
I'll buy the trousers.
Good.
Good.
Right. Let's go.
Oh, no. I completely forgot.
We need eggs, lemons and dog food.
Oh, it's all right. I'll do it online later.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.'
Oh, well done, Hector.
Bye, Hector. Oh, and don't answer the phone.
It might be the tarantula.
OK.
Bye, Hector. Be good.
And if you can't be good, be careful.
- Huh?
- Never mind.
..new pyjamas.
I'll take him shopping.
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector
a little bit each.
You need a cowboy look.
You need a look like on a fast bike.
Good morning, sir.
I would like...
a cat for my head!
A cat...
Oh. Room service.
Hello. I would like an egg for my head.
Lemons for my head!
- Dog food for my head!
- Who's that?
The tarantula!
I said, 'Who's that?'
- Hello?
- Where's Bridget?
Er... Where is Bridget?
Me.
I am Bridget.
I don't believe you.
Yes, I have a cold.
- Atchoo! Atchoo!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you. Atchoo!
Charley!
Is that a dog?
No, no, it's not a dog, it's a...
Annie. Yes.
Annie has a cold also.
Oh, poor Annie.
Thank you. Atchoo. Now goodbye.
Atchoo! Atchoo!
Ole.
I am Hector.
I speak English.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.'
Oh, hi. Good afternoon, Annie.
Good afternoon, Hector.
I bought this for you.
What is it?
Try it on.
Try...
it...
on.
Try...
it...
on.
Oh. Try it on.
- Where's Hector?
- In the bathroom.
Good. I'll give this to him.
- It's OK, I'll give it to him.
- No, it's all right.
Hector.
Hector.
I've got something for you.
Oh. OK.
Come in.
Spoilsport.
Hector?
Hector?
- Hello?
- Here are your clothes.
You will look so cool.
- Cool?
- Cool.
Cool.
Nice melons.
Melons? Who are those from?
I think Hector has been shopping online.
I'm really thirsty. I need a drink.
- But we don't need any melons.
- Well, he did try.
And he bought some eggs.
Yeah.
Just a few.
Nice melons.
Just a few.
Thank you.
Try...
it...
on.
I've got something for you.
So how did Hector do the shopping?
Hector ordered ten melons
instead of ten lemons.
Oh, an easy mistake. He did try.
Yes, he did try.
- What about the eggs?
- OK. Eggs.
You buy a dozen eggs, yeah?
Yep. A dozen is ten.
A dozen is , stupid.
I know.
Well, Hector has put the number here.
Well, that's OK. That's one box.
No. He ordered boxes.
Now...dog food.
I can't wait.
OK. I'm ready.
- We're ready.
- Enter.
Do you like it?
Well?
Er... I like the shirt.
- I like the sarong.
- I like the shoes.
So...
am I cool?
Erm...
No.
I'm not cool.
Er...no.
So...I will go shopping.
Here we go again. Hector.
You can't go out there on your own.
You went shopping on the Internet.
Yes.
Your ordered melons instead of lemons
and too many eggs.
- Have you ever been to a supermarket?
- No.
My...
Who are these?
My...
- Servants?
- Yeah. My servants.
- Servants. Now I understand.
- Come on, Hector.
- I will teach you how to shop, Hector.
- Till you drop.
Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.
And you are our customer.
OK.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Can I help you, sir?
What would you like to buy?
Oh. I would like some...
Clothes.
Yes. I would like some clothes, please.
What size?
What erm, erm...
size?
I don't know.
I'll have to measure you, then.
Arms up, please.
Arms up, please.
Arms up, please.
Chest.
centimetres.
Chest, centimetres.
And waist.
centimetres.
Waist.
centimetres.
And leg.
- I'll do that!
- No, it's OK.
I shall do that.
Eight...
y- seven centimetres.
Now, do you like these trousers?
Do you like this shirt?
Yes.
Good. That's erm...
£,, please.
OK.
No, no, no, Hector.
£, is...
is...
, dollars.
Yeah.
It's too much. It's too expensive.
Not for Hector.
So...
I am ready to go shopping.
- Good luck.
- Yeah. Good luck.
You'll need it.
Where's my lemon drink, Nick?
Nick, are there any more tissues?
All right. I'm coming as fast as I can.
OK.
Oh. I feel awful.
Me too. Nothing will make me feel better.
Can you get that, please, Nick?
Ah, it's only Hector.
Well?
Is it...cool?
Wow, man. Well done, you look great.
I would like a shirt, please.
Excellent. Oh, the clothes are super.
And a pair of trousers.
Oh. You are clever, Hector.
And a pair of shoes, please.
I have been shopping!
Oh, I'll get it.
Hello?
- It's me.
- Oh, hello.
It's the tarantula.
How are you?
- Fine, thank you.
- Oh, good, good.
- How's your cold?
- How's my cold?
- Well, how do you know I have a cold?
- You told me this morning.
Me.
- I am Bridget.
- I don't believe you.
Yes. I have a cold.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes. Silly me.
I told you this morning.
Why are tins of dog food here for Annie?
Pardon?
I don't know.
- How strange.
- tins!
Yes, that's a lot of tins. I really don't know.
- Can you ask Annie?
- Yes, I'll ask Annie.
Goodbye.
The tarantula said why are tins of dog food downstairs?
tins?
Hector...
Next time in Extra...
Annie goes dating on the Internet,
and so do Nick and Hector.
But do they like their dates?
But do they like their dates?
But do they like their dates?Episode III
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a visitor from Argentina
who can't speak English very well,
who has no style,
and who can't do the shopping.
But he is very, very handsome.
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Dear dream date.
My name is Annie!
I'm and I love animals,
and...
and...
and I love chocolate.
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake,
boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse...
- What are you doing, Annie?
- Nothing!
What's this?
'Dream date, make my dream come true!’
- Oh, how did that get there?
- How sweet!
Let's go. Look left.
Right. One, two, three, four, left.
- Hector!
- And right.
- Hector.
- Oh, hi, Bridget.
- And up...
- And up!
And up...and down...
Oh, well, keep going, Hector.
Oh, I see Hector found
Cindy's Top Exercises, then.
Yes!
Oh, good try, Hector.
But Cindy is so old- fashioned,
I can teach Hector how to exercise!
Exercise with Cindy, no.
Exercise with Bridget, yes!
- But...!
- It's OK, I can do it!
Music, please, Annie.
Follow me.
Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and...
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
More energy, please!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
OK, faster still!
Left leg up! Left leg up!
Left leg up!
- Oh, my leg hurts!
- Come on, keep up!
Come on, faster! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Faster!
Oh, hi, Nick.
- We're exercising.
- I can see.
Phew, OK. Let's get a drink!
Oh, I must check my emails.
- Would you like some water, Hector?
- Oh, no. No, after you.
- No, you first.
- Oh, no, no, no. Ladies first.
- No, no, you first.
- No, you first.
Oh, give it to me!
Oh, goody! Three messages.
- Oh, dear.
- What's wrong?
Annie's been on the Internet - again!
The Internet?
- To find a boyfriend!
- Oh, let's see!
- Oh, no. Don't look.
- Oh, come on, Annie!
Oh, all right, then.
'Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here!
'I am the racket - will you be my ball?’
OK, number two.
Mmm.
Erm... 'Dear Annie! I love animals too.’
Mmm.
'They are so beautiful in their glass boxes.’
'Come and see them.
Tony Green (Taxidermist).’
A taxidermist! Ooh, how horrible!
Oh, Charley! Here, boy!
It's OK, Charley.
Annie, what is a taxidermist?
Erm, well, it's...
It's a...
Ah... Oh, never mind.
- Third time lucky.
- Hope so.
Hmm. 'Annie, can you cook like my mother?
'Do you like trains? Can you meet me today?
'Giles Smith (aged )
'P.S. Mummy says I must be home
before . pm.’
- Oh, dear!
- Oh!
I'll never get a boyfriend!
- Bridget always has a boyfriend.
- Has she?
Annie, look, it's not what you write,
it's...it's how you write it.
Huh?
I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet,
no problem.
Well, yes, Nick, you could!
I bet you could not!
I could!
OK...
What would you write?
I'm six foot tall.
Five foot eleven.
I have blonde hair.
- Mousy brown.
- I love animals.
- Ha!
- And fast cars, and beautiful women.
- I would write to you!
- Would you?
Oh, come on, Annie!
- Let's go to the gym.
- Oh, Bridget, no! Not more exercise!
See you later, boys.
Oh, and er, Hector,
would you do my washing for me?
Washing? OK.
No problem.
Oh, and Nick?
Will you spray my plant for me, please?
- The spray is in the bathroom.
- No problem.
- Nick?
- Uh- huh?
What is a taxidermist?
Oh. Well...
Well, it's...
Never mind.
Chrissy!
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
More energy, please!
- My leg hurts!
- Come on, keep up!
Nadia.
Oh, Charley! Here, boy!
- Oh, dear!
- Oh!
I'll never get a boyfriend.
Dan!
I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet,
no problem.
Finding girlfriends on the Internet is so easy.
OK, Hector!
Question one.
How do guys get girlfriends?
- Girlfriends?
- Yeah!
- Girlfriends.
- Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me.
- Never.
- What?
Never? No girl...no girlfriends?
Wow! Man!
- You, Nick, you have had girlfriends?
- Yeah, loads!
- Ten?
- Ten? Ha!
Hundreds!
- Wow!
- So I know what girls like.
They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing.
Oh, I love dancing!
Like this!
No, dancing like this!
Huh? Yeah.
Hector, leave it to me.
Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan!
Oh, Hector, Annie's plant.
Her garden spray is in the bathroom.
Oh.
Ho- ho!
Garden...gar- den... Erm...
Spray, garden spray.
'Garden Romance'.
Garden... good!
Hmm! Perfect!
Perfect!
Cold, hot...
very hot.
- Er, Nick.
- Uh- huh?
Bridget's cold or hot?
Ha, very hot!
Ah.
Perfect!
Perfect, ha!
Hector, we'll get lots of girlfriends now!
- Aha!
- From now on
it'll be girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
- Ha- ha!
- Yo!
- Ha- hey!
- Whoo!
Oh, you really must change your aftershave!
Oh, excuse me.
Come on, let's go out and celebrate.
What's that smell?
It smells like a perfumery.
Oh, my plant!
Oh, empty!
Oh, my poor plant! I don't believe it!
My perfume, I don't believe it!
Nick!
Oh, good, the washing's done.
What's the problem?
This is the problem!
Hector!
- Wow!
- What is it now?
We have six hundred
and thirty- three messages!
Let's see.
OK, one moment.
'Hector! Nick! Yes! We are gorgeous!
'Yes! We like dancing!
And yes! We like millionaires!
'Fifi and Sara.’
Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri...
These messages are all for Hector and Nick
and they're all from girls!
I smell a rat!
Hmm! And I think I know who is responsible!
Oh, Bridget!
Look at this!
'Are you a gorgeous babe?
'Do you have a gorgeous friend?
'Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?
'Do you like millionaires?
'Then you will love us -
'we are Hector and Nick - the Romero brothers.'
What?
'See attached photo.'
Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car!
Ha, what a joke!
What, that's how they received six hundred
and thirty- three messages from girls.
But they don't know they received six hundred
and thirty- three messages, do they?
No, they don't now.
Let's go to the cybercafe.
I have a plan.
The poor computer. How many messages?
One hundred!
Two hundred!
- Oh.
- How many?
- Er, one.
- Good.
- One hundred!
- No, no, no, just one message.
Huh?
Erm...
'Hector and Nick!
'We are dancers in a West End musical.'
Dancers, you mean...
- Dancers?
- Yeah, sort of.
Erm... 'When we finish the show, shall we
meet at your apartment at pm?
'Is that OK?
'Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss.
'P.S. What is your address?'
Wow! They sound gorgeous!
Uh?
Er... Ah!
Ta- da!
Cuddles and Bubbles...
are coming here tonight when they finish the show...
at...
ten o'clock!
Look, seven o'clock, eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Wait a minute! It's seven o'clock!
That's just three hours!
What am I going to wear?
What are you going to wear?
But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie?
Aha!
It's not a problem!
Ah- ha- ha! Yes!
Nadia.
Oh, my plant!
What's the problem?
This is the problem!
Hector!
Cuddles and Bubbles...
are coming here tonight.
So, Nick, what should I say?
- It's easy. Relax.
- Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends.
Yeah, well, when I said a hundred,
it's actually fewer.
Er...fifty?
No.
- Forty?
- No.
- Thirty?
- No.
- Twenty?
- No.
- Ten?
- No.
Five?
Four?
Three?
Two?
One?
None?
OK.
It's OK.
Hi.
- Hi!
- Hello, it's us.
Come on up.
Ooh!
So Nick, what do I say?
OK, we need a script.
Try this.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
Your ears are blue, like the ocean.
No! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes.
Oh, oh, oh, OK, OK. Er...
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
Good!
You smell of sweet...
You smell of sweat...
No! No...
Sweet...not sweat!
Oh, OK, OK.
OK, your hair is so soft.
- Thank you, Nick.
- No!
No, her hair, her hair!
Oh, her hair!
Oh, oh!
OK, OK.
- Ready?
- Ready.
Good luck!
Oh! Cuddles and Bubbles.
But we thought you were dancers.
Oh, you are dancers.
Dancing...dogs!
In...Woof, The Musical.
Erm, come in.
Come in.
Er, please, sit down.
Sit!
Stick to the script.
You smell so sweet.
Your ears are...blue, like the ocean.
Psst.
- Eyes, eyes!
- Oh!
Eyes!
Are you a millionaire?
Psst, psst!
Am I a millionaire?
Are you a millionaire?
Are you a millionaire?
We are millionaires!
Good, good.
Well, you can pay for these, then!
If you please!
Your faces!
- We are the dancers.
- From the cybercafe!
- So you are millionaires, eh?
- Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends!
Millionaires, very funny!
With fast cars!
Good trick, eh?
But that is my car!
You smell so sweet!
And you do have beautiful eyes!
Or is it ears?
- It's the landlady!
- I'm off!
Quick! Hide, Hector! Erm, er...
In the bedroom!
Er, Bridget?
Yes.
Tell me.
What is a taxidermist?
Oh!
Next time in Extra...
Hector wants to get a job.
Bridget and Annie have a surprise.
And guess who's coming to dinner.
And guess who's coming to dinner.
And guess who's coming to dinner.episode IV
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a visitor from Argentina who speaks only a little English.
What the girls don't know, but Nick does, is that Hector is very, very rich.
Does Hector like Bridget?
Does Bridget like Hector?
And who does Nick like?
Stand by for Extra.
Job...stuntman.
Age.... ?
No. , more mature.
Age....
- Where's the fire?
- It's the smoke detector.
I know that! Where's the broom?
Oh, good, it's stopped.
I think this was the problem.
Anyone for very hard- boiled eggs?
- Nick.
- Eh?
- Are they your eggs?
- Eh?
I thought so!
What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?
Ah. Are my eggs ready?
Oh... Your eggs, Hector.
Hector's eggs, Bridget.
Is he crazy?
Hector...the eggs are, erm, ruined.
Perhaps some cornflakes instead?
Thank you, Bridget.
Hm. Perhaps some cornflakes instead?
What are you doing on our computer anyway?
Nothing.
Let's just say, girls, one day you will say,
'Brad Pitt... Urgh! Pah!
'Johnny Depp... Urgh! Pah!
'Nick from next door... Vroom- vroom- vroom!
''The coolest stuntman in the world.''
Oh, you a stuntman!
Yep. I got the job on the Internet.
Well, nearly. I'm waiting for confirmation.
Oh, how exciting!
The coolest stuntman in the world.
On a moped, right?
On a Harley- Davidson, actually.
Films! Those stars! That money!
Oh! Oh!
Have you seen Carina's dress in the magazine?
I'd love to have a dress like that.
Mm, me too.
It would really suit me.
- How much is it?
- Oh, let's see. Erm...
How much?
Oh, I'm a student. It's too expensive for me.
I've got a job and it's too expensive for me.
We need more money.
Money?
Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you.
Hector, don't. It's a secret.
''The Romero family,
one of the richest families in Argentina.''
Keep it a secret. Shh. Eh?
Shh.
What's a secret?
You have been very kind.
Yes, Hector.
I'm sure Bridget and Annie
have a little money.
Shh, Nick.
So I want to...
I want to give you some money.
Yes?
So, I am going...
to look for a job.
Oh... That's a great idea, Hector.
Great!
Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet,
can't we?
- OK, here we are. Job vacancies.
- Well, let's see.
Oh. Well, there's a job in a launderette.
Hector!
No.
And there's a job as a gardener.
My plant!
No.
Erm, here's a job as a cook.
No.
Wait a minute. Look at this.
A waiter!
What a great idea!
Yes! Ooh, I love good- looking waiters!
Did you say good- looking? Here I am.
What about Hector as a waiter?
A waiter?
Yeah. You know.
Oh, but I don't know how.
Oh, don't worry. I will teach you.
Hello.
Howard!
How are you?
(Laughs) Oh, thank you, Howard.
Me? Dinner tonight?
Seven o'clock at the Singing Parrot Cafe.
OK, Howard.
Bye, Howard.
That was Howard.
No!
He's invited me to dinner tonight because he wants to...
talk to me about a new job!
Who is Howard?
Bridget's boss.
He is so rich, he's so clever
and he wants to see me!
He might offer me a promotion.
What shall I wear?
I have nothing to wear!
No! Wrong!
Huh!
So last season.
Bet Howard can't ride a motorbike.
Nope.
I hope he does give Bridget promotion...
Although I have heard Howard has a nickname.
(Bridget) What was I thinking?
What?
The Octopus.
The Octopus?
Oh, The Octopus!
Is he meeting her alone?
Yes.
No, no!
- Bridget needs help.
- We must stop her.
I have an idea.
Why don't you eat here?
No!
Yes, then we can both talk to your boss
about your new job.
Here?
No. No way.
I could cook for you.
Huh! Definitely not, no.
And I could be your waiter.
N...
I want to be your waiter.
Yeah, OK, then, but be serious.
Don't worry,
we will help you get your promotion.
Leave it to us.
I am going...
to look for a job.
My plant!
Hm.
A waiter?
Yeah. You know.
OK, Hector, you are the waiter so you must set the table.
Yes, I have set the table but there is one problem.
A problem?
The table is too small.
- The table is too small?
- Yes. Look.
Hector, this is set for courses.
Dinner at home is always like this.
Well, yes! You are a million...
You are a millionaire.
This is just a little dinner for Bridget's boss.
- OK?
- OK.
OK. I am the customer.
Where would you like to sit?
Hm.
Here.
Oh, I... Erm...
The bill.
Not yet. The menu first.
Oh, sorry. Erm... The menu.
Ah.
Forget the menu. What have you got today?
- To eat?
- To eat.
Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat.
- A hot cat?
- Mm- hm.
That's a hot dog.
Ah! Hot cat, hot dog!
Cat...hot...dog...
Oh, no!
Oh, how's it going?
Great! Nick is a good teacher.
- Let's see.
- Uh- uh. Hector's Cafe is now closed.
Oh!
I'll get it.
Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor.
Thank you.
Oh! Bridget, look!
''For lovely Annie from H.''
''For beautiful Bridget from H.''
- Who's H?
- Oh, it must be Howard!
Ooh, what is it?
Oh, Bridget!
Look, it's Carina's dress!
But how did he guess?
Oh, he's a clever man!
Anyway, it's not Carina's dress now,
it's Bridget's dress!
Oh, thank you, Howard!
Oh, Bridget, isn't your boss kind?
But why did he buy me one?
Oh, I've told him all about you.
Me? Dinner tonight?
He's so clever and he wants to see me!
Oh, thank you, Howard.
- The Octopus!
- Ugh!
We will help you get your promotion.
Wow!
OK, Nick?
Yeah. Hot. The soup, hot.
Uh- uh- uh- uh- uh. The soup is hot.
Thank you, Hector.
He's here.
- Good evening, Howard.
- Ah, Bridget, my princess!
Please come in.
Bridget, you look divine.
Oh, this must be Annie.
Are you sisters? Such beauty!
The dresses are exquisite.
Oh...
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Don't thank me. It's a privilege.
Oh, and this, of course, is Nick.
Hi.
And this is Hector. He's from Argentina.
- Hello.
- Argentina?
- Do you have a cow?
- Two million.
- What?
- My parents own two million cows.
Er, yes, thank you, Hector.
- Hector's English is a little...
- Weird.
Never mind, Hector.
- So, Bridget...
- Ooh!
What a beautiful apartment for a beautiful lady.
Dinner is served.
Hector, go on.
Today we have sick pea soup.
Mm. Sick pea soup. My favourite!
Chickpea. Chickpea.
Er...chickpea soup.
This guy is great.
Where did you find him?
Sick pea soup!
Mind you, it does look like...bleurgh!
Sorry, Nick.
Main course. Teeth casserole.
Teeth casserole?
Beef. Beef.
Sorry. Beef casserole.
I bet the beef is as hard as teeth.
A dinner with bite!
Oh! Sorry, Nick.
So, Bridget, you would like a better job?
Well, Howard, I...
Are you willing to work harder, huh?
Agh!
You stupid idiot!
Sorry, er...
And, Bridget, with your good looks...
What a creep.
Hey! It's cold!
Hector! I want hot coffee.
He wants hot coffee.
Then he will have hot coffee.
So, by the age of
I had people working for me.
Fascinating.
My father said,
''If you want more money, you must work hard.''
Hey! You have poisoned me!
You fool! You stupid boy!
Stupid?
Don't you dare
talk to my friend Hector like that!
Oh, what is he?
Is your boyfriend or something?
He is...
a kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be.
So you can keep your job, you creep!
- And we'll send you back the dresses.
- What dresses?
Oh, these dresses,
the ones you bought Annie and me.
I did not buy those dresses.
I would not spend money on you! Ha!
Goodbye, Howard.
You've lost your job.
Well, too late. I quit!
Howard said he did not buy the dresses.
So who did?
If H isn't for Howard...
Then H is for Hector!
You? But why did you buy the dresses?
To say thank you.
But they're so expensive.
Where did you get the money?
I...found it.
Well, these expensive dresses
must go back to the shop.
Yes, they must.
But not until tomorrow.
That's right! Let's go clubbing!
Come on, Nick, Hector!
See you later, boys!
Hector, you are a true, true friend.
Money is not everything.
So, what did you buy me?
What do you think?
I love you. I love you.
Hm. One moment.
You didn't buy me a bike.
You didn't buy me a bike.
You didn't buy me a bike.
OK?
Thanks, Hector. It's really, really...
It's OK, Nick.
Hop on. I'll give you a lift.
Hey...
So do you still want to be a waiter?
No, I want to be like you, Nick. A stuntman!
Aaagh!
Next time in Extra...
Nick gets a job on TV
Annie loves watching TV
And why does Hector want to learn to cook?
And why does Hector want to learn to cook?episode V
This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London, and the boys next door,
Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina.
The girls like Hector because he is...pure.
And Nick likes Hector because he is rich.
And Hector likes Nick
because he is one crazy guy.
Stand by for Extra.
But I can't live without you.
I love you.
I love you too, but it's for the best.
It's finished.
Oh! Oh, darling, no. I'll die without you.
Ohh. She can't!
No, she can't. He's too good- looking.
And her husband is so awful.
I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you are.
It's your turn.
Hello.
A message for who? Rock Thrust?
Erm, I'm sorry,
but I think you have the wrong number.
That's OK. Bye.
Well, who was that?
Someone wanted Rock Thrust.
Rock Thrust? What a stupid name.
I know. Who would have a silly name like that?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
It's a raid!
Don't move. Legs in the air.
Hands. Not legs. Hands in the air.
OK.
Hands in the air.
Hello, Nick. Hello, Hector.
- How did you know it was us?
- Huh?
Oh, lucky guess.
Great. It's like Piccadilly Circus here
on a Friday night.
Uh?
This apartment is very busy.
Crazy phone calls, crazy names and now the FBI!
So, Bridget darling, any messages for me?
What do you mean, messages?
Who do you think I am? Your secretary?
This is not your apartment. You do not live here.
I never have any privacy.
But they cut off my telephone.
That's not my problem.
You should pay your bills.
Sorry, Bridget.
And, Hector, you live with Nick now.
Please knock on the door.
Now, I want to be alone.
Well, that went well. What's wrong with her?
- Nick, what day is it?
- Erm, Wednesday.
- And what time is it?
- I know. Half past six.
- So...
- So...
So what's on television?
Oh, Love's True Dream.
Love's True Dream. What is that?
Oh, Alberto, Alberto!
I love you, I love you!
And I love you too, Penelope.
- Bridget's favourite programme.
- Yeah, and mine.
Oh, really, Annie? Why?
Because it's about the simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from England.
Uh?
The simple love of a boy from Argentina
and a girl from England.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh, Hector! I love this advert.
What is it?
It's for chocolate mousse. Shh.
Chocolate so smooth
it will melt a beautiful lady's heart.
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Mmm, I love chocolate mousse.
Hey! This advert's good too.
# Ooh! Popcorn in the microwave
# Popcorn in just seconds
# Popcorn in your tummy
# They're Poptastic #
Ha! And do you like popcorn, Annie?
Oh, yeah, especially Poptastic popcorn.
Well, we don't have Poptastic popcorn in Argentina, but we make great popcorn.
- Yeah?
- Yes. I'll make it in the frying pan.
Oh, yes! Yes, great!
I've got the part! I've got the part!
Wow, man! That is great! Hey!
What is it?
Let's just say that my face will be on your television
every night at six o'clock in front of a huge audience.
Oh- ho! Ladies and gentleman, a star is born!
Oh, Nick, that's fantastic!
Ha- ha! This is it, Nick.
Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
I'd just like to thank my parents,
my brothers, my sisters...
my dog, his vet...
and of course my adorable girlfriend Bridget.
Huh! I don't think so.
Anyway, what's going on?
Oh, it's wonderful news, Bridget.
Nick is going to be on television.
Well, tell us, Nick. What is it?
Well, it's on every night.
It'll be hot.
Sometimes it'll be stormy.
So will you still love me when I'm a superstar?
Yes, Nick, and I'm going to help you
to be a great superstar.
Yes!
Lesson number one.
This is how all superstars make a big exit.
Goodbye, Nick. See you at the Oscars.
- Annie?
- Uh- huh?
I really think you're watching too many adverts.
What do you mean, too many adverts?
Well, remember Chunky Chunks?
Oh, Chunky Chunks...
Hello and welcome
to the Chunky Chunks challenge.
Nick, in front of you are two plates and all you have to do is tell me
which plate is Chunky Chunks -
A or B.
Ready? OK.
This is Plate A.
Good. And this is Plate B.
OK, Nick.
Which plate do you think was Chunky Chunks?
A or B?
Well, they both smelled great.
Correct! Well done!
Both plates were Chunky Chunks.
- By the way, Annie...
- Uh- huh?
What are Chunky Chunks?
Dog food, of course.
- Do you see what I mean?
- Oh, I think so.
What's that noise?
Oh, Annie's popcorn!
- My popcorn?
- Yes, I wanted to make popcorn just for you.
Oh, Hector, thank you. Oh, you are sweet.
I like popcorn too, Hector.
- Rock Thrust? What a stupid name!
- I know!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Popcorn in your tummy
They're Poptastic
Man, that is great!
Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
Ah. I co- starred with Russell Crowe in this one.
You, in Gladiator?
Wow, Nick, I didn't realise. What were you?
The centurion.
Which centurion?
Er... Ah! Here it is.
There, that's me, on the ground.
Huh! A dead centurion.
Yeah, good, eh?
I had some words, but they were cut.
- What did you say?
- Erm...
Hey, but now I've got the whole script
just for me on television every night.
Nick, tell me.
- What is it?
- It's my show.
When I'm a star, I will not forget you, my friend.
..at pm today
when I'll show you how to make a delicious chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers.
You'll need chocolate, eggs and butter.
And don't forget the way to a heart
is through the stomach.
The way to the heart is through the stomach.
What does that mean?
It means if you want a girlfriend, cook for her.
I want to learn how to cook.
Anyway, what do you mean
by I watch too many adverts?
Well, remember when you wanted us
to change our washing powder?
Oh- ho! Hello there.
As a mother,
I must fight difficult stains every day.
Tomato ketchup.
Chocolate...ooh!
Gravy.
And...egg.
But help is here.
I will wash one shirt in ordinary washing powder and the other in new Zap!
So, the shirt
washed in normal washing powder is...
Oh! Still dirty.
But the shirt washed in new Zap! is...
Oh.
Annie, have you seen my red T- shirt anywhere?
Oops!
See what I mean?
- Oh, hello, Bridget.
- Hello, Hector.
Oh, hi, Annie.
Oh, thank you. Yes, I know.
Do you know where Nick is?
- No, we've just arrived.
- I'm a great actor.
Erm, I think I know where Nick is.
(Nick) ..love to do the part, but I'm too busy.
No, it's not the money.
I don't need million quid.
Look, talk to my agent, Bridget, hm?
I have an idea.
Oh. So Robert De Niro said yes already?
Hm? Well...
- Hello.
- Hello?
- Nick Jessop?
- Yeah.
I have an executive from Warner Brothers
on the line for you.
Right.
Hello, Nick.
You are very big in England.
What are you working on now?
Hi. Well, it's something
that all of England watches.
It's the, erm...
Ha- ha- ha- ha- ha.
You can laugh,
but tomorrow night at six o'clock you will see that Nick from next door
has star quality and then Spielberg will call.
Now, excuse me, I must learn my line.
Hello and welcome
to the Chunky Chunks challenge.
New Zap!
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Hello, all you gorgeous chefs. Mwah.
And welcome to Charlotte's Kitchen.
Today...mmm...
chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers.
- First, take some chocolate.
- Chocolate.
And melt it over hot water.
Melt?
Oh! Over hot water.
Now, my darlings, you must
separate the eggs into two bowls.
Separate the eggs?
Separate the yolk from the white.
Oh, the yolk from...
- Hector?
- Ah, hello, Annie.
Mix the yolk and the chocolate.
Add the butter.
And now for the fun - whisking!
I love whisking. Don't you?
- Oh, whisking?
- Ah! You need Annie's magic whisk.
Yes, please.
Nearly finished, my darlings.
Finally, add the whites to the chocolate and put it in the fridge.
And in minutes, this delicious chocolate mousse
will be ready for your lover to taste - mm!
And put it in the fridge.
Why, Hector, who's the lucky lady?
I think I know!
Chocolate mousse, my favourite dessert.
Nick! What time is it?
- Six o'clock.
- Quick! Change channels!
It's six o'clock
and time for the weather with Rock Thrust!
With Rock Thrust.
Oh, me. I'm ready.
- The weather?
- Rock Thrust?
Nick!
Hi! I'm Rock Thrust.
- Get on with it.
- Huh.
And here is the weather. Big smile.
And here is the weather.
In the south, it will be hot.
Sun, sun.
Oh, sorry. Hot.
So put on your beach clothes.
And in the west, it'll be windy.
And in the east, it will rain,
so don't forget your, um...
..brella.
And there could be some...
Oh, no. Not lightning.
And that's the weather with me, Rock Thrust.
Ah, come in and sit down.
Close your eyes.
Now, are you ready for a taste of paradise?
Chocolate so smooth it will melt a beautiful lady's heart.
Ready?
Mmm!
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Oh, Hector, that was so much fun!
I love doing adverts,
especially with your delicious chocolate mousse.
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Well, hello! It's Rock Thrust.
Would you like your messages, Mr Thrust?
As your agent, I take ten per cent.
Oh, poor Nick. You must be very tired now.
Yeah, I am.
Working in television must be exhausting.
Yes, because I had to run
all the way from the studio.
Run? Why?
Because I was chased.
Next time in Extra...
Bridget wins the lottery.
Nick finds love at the traffic lights.
And why does Hector become a dustman?
And why does Hector become a dustman?
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This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London. They have a neighbour, Nick. Nick fancies Bridget. But Annie fancies Nick. That's the way it is until Bridget gets a letter from Argentina.
Stand by for Extra.
Is he stupid?
I told you...
Sorry. B.
Yes, John?
Yes, I got the cards and the flowers and the chocolates.
Yes. And I got the cushion as well.
But it's finished. Sorry.
But please don't leave me.
- Don't cry.
- I love you so much.
Goodbye.
Oh, and happy birthday.
Ah, men!
Come on, Charley. Come on.
Post, Bridget. Charley and I have the post,
haven't we, Charley?
Give me the post, Charley.
Give me the post, Charley.
Drop it, Charley.
Oh, good boy!
Telephone bill, gas bill, electricity bill.
What's this?
A parcel for you, Bridget.
Good. What is it?
Oh, it's from Mother.
'Bridget darling, this arrived for you
and I made you this.
'Love, Mummy.'
Oh, very you, Bridget.
Mother!
Ooh, this is from Argentina.
Argentina? Who from? What does it say?
Erm, it says, 'Hello, do you remember me?'
No.
'Seven years ago we was penpals.
'We was...' We were penpals.
Oh, yeah, now I remember. It's Hector.
Who's Hector?
He was my penpal seven years ago.
Oh.
'I speak English good now...'
I speak English good.
I speak English well now...
'..and I am coming to England.'
Ooh, Latin Americans!
'I would like to sleep with you.'
'Do you have a bed for me?'
Oh, he wants to stay here.
But, erm, what about the rules?
Ooh, a Latin American here.
Ooh, like Ricky Martin!
- Tall, handsome...
- Rich.
So, erm, when is he coming?
Oh, erm, let me see. It says...November th.
Oh, November th. But that's...
Today!
Oh, it's you, Nick.
Hi, babes!
- Hello, Nick. How are you?
- Great.
Nice muscles.
- Here's your milk.
- Our milk?
You mean our milk
you borrowed three weeks ago.
Oh, thanks, Nick.
I forget nothing!
Would you like a drink, Nick?
Would you like a drink, Nick?
- Uh- huh?
- I said, 'Would you like a drink, Nick?'
Oh! Sorry.
No, thanks.
Oh, erm, Bridget's friend is coming.
- Oh, yeah?
- Uh- huh. From Argentina.
Wow! From Argentina!
- What's she like?
- She is a he.
- Huh?
- Not a girl, a boy.
Tough guy, eh?
Why don't I show you how to do it properly?
Nick, I've told you before,
nobody uses my bike. Nobody. Is that clear?
- Well, why not?
- Why not?
If you touch my bike again, you are out.
O- U- T, out. Clear?
What?
I said...
- Hello.
- Hello.
I am called Argentina. I am from Hector.
You mean, 'I am called Hector.'
You are called Hector?
Oh, no, no, no. I am called Annie.
I am called Annie.
No. She means, 'I am called Hector.
I am from Argentina.'
You are from Argentina?
Come in.
Hello.
- Hi, babes!
- Hello, Nick.
I forget nothing.
Nobody uses my bike. Nobody. Is that clear?
- Well, why not?
- Why not?
I am called Argentina. I am from Hector.
My cars.
You play with cars?
Yes. You play...no.
I play with cars.
He plays with cars.
I read. I love the library.
Fascinating.
We go to the library too, don't we, Bridget?
Yes, it's great.
Good.
I live here.
You live in a museum, full of old things?
Old things? Yes, I have lots of old things.
I live in a museum.
OK, I live in a museum.
Well, thank you, Hector.
And now we'll show you the flat.
This is the bedroom.
Thank you.
Who- hey!
Where do you sleep?
Er, no, you don't understand.
We only have one bedroom.
One? I have .
?
Yes, he lives in a museum, with bedrooms.
Oh! Very funny, bedrooms.
Well, you can sleep here.
Oh, thank you.
- Oh, no, no, no, Hector.
- Uh?
It's a bed.
A bed? Oh, wow...
Oh...
- Here's a cushion.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh, this of course is the TV.
But just relax. I must go to the bathroom.
Psst! Annie! Bathroom!
Now!
Oh, my goodness. What are we going to do?
He plays with toy cars.
He is not a sexy Argentinian.
But he is sweet.
And he is polite.
But those clothes!
He is so old- fashioned.
He must go.
Room service.
Hello. Who are you?
- Oh. You are quick. Good.
- Eh?
- My luggage is downstairs.
- What?
- Bring it up, please.
- What are you doing?
I pulled, you come. You are the butler.
The butler?
I am Nick. I live next door.
I am Hector.
Oh, Hector, from Argentina.
Yes, from Argentina.
Where are the girls?
- The girls?
- Yeah, Bridget and Annie.
Oh, they live here.
Yeah, I know. Where's Bridget?
Does she know you are here?
Bridget, she gave me this.
Hello, Nick. Oh, this is Hector from Argentina.
Yeah, I know.
- Isn't he wonderful?
- Wonderful.
- Are you hungry?
- Uh?
We'll buy your lunch.
What would you like to eat?
- Fish and chips?
- Oh, fish and ships!
Erm, Nick, Hector, make friends?
Nick, teach Hector some English.
Yeah, OK.
I'll teach Hector some English.
Oh, you are quick. Good.
I pulled, you come. You are the butler.
The butler?
She gave me this.
I'll teach Hector some English.
OK...this is the oven.
This is the oven.
Annie's dog sleeps in the oven.
Annie's dog sleeps in the oven.
So you say, 'Annie, the dog is in the oven.'
Annie, the dog is in the oven.
Great! Now Bridget.
- Oh. Oh, dear.
- Huh?
Well, Bridget likes strong men,
especially strong legs.
I am strong.
Yeah? Can you cycle kilometres?
- Yes.
- No way.
- Yes.
- Well, go on, then, show me.
Yes, look.
Adios, amigo.
Ah. Bridget, Annie, lunch.
Fish and chips.
Yes, lunch, Hector.
Look, Bridget, kilometres.
Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven.
What?
Hi. Everything OK?
Great!
I am... How do you say? Erm...
- Dead.
- Hot.
Hot. Yeah, I am hot. I need a...
- Shower.
- Yeah, I need a shower.
- Be my guest.
- Oh, thank you.
Right, that's it. He must go.
Why? He is so nice.
He used my bike.
Yeah, and he said that the dog was in the oven.
What a horrible joke.
Where is Charley? Charley!
- What a bad, bad boy.
- He must go.
- Can he stay with you, Nick?
- Uh- uh. Sorry, ladies.
- Oh, please, Nick. You have a spare room.
- No way. Not my problem.
- He must go now.
- But he's in the shower.
I don't care.
Hector, please come out,
we want to talk to you.
I like fish and chips, I...
Hector, please come out, we want to talk to you.
OK, one moment, please.
I like fish and chips...
Yes, you want me?
- We think...
- We...
We...we have a problem.
It's like this.
Go on, then, tell him.
Yes, Bridget?
Hector, the thing is...
Stay there. I'll talk to him.
Hector, can I have a word, please?
Ricky Martin!
Hector, is this you?
Yes, and my parents.
'The Romero family,
one of the richest families in Argentina.'
Who are these?
My...
- Servants.
- Yeah, my servants.
- Your cars?
- Yeah, my cars.
Hector, you are rich.
Why stay here?
I want friends. Good friends.
People like you for your money?
That's awful.
Erm... Listen, keep it a secret.
- OK.
- OK.
Perhaps he could stay here.
Yes. Poor boy.
Hector, come and stay with me.
I have two rooms.
- Shut up, Nick.
- Hector will stay with us, won't you, Hector?
Hector, come and...sit down.
Hector, please, call me Gigi.
Oh, Charley, there you are.
Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven.
The oven?
Yes. Nick is a good English teacher.
Yes, a very good English teacher.
- I'd love to see your photos again.
- Oh, me too.
Oh, your sweet toy cars!
They are not toys.
Today Hector arrives and it's Bonfire Night.
Let's party!
- What sort of music do you like?
- Music?
Yeah, music. You know, soul, funk, dance.
Watch me. Like this.
Interesting.
I dance...like this.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Sure. Come up.
- It's the landlady!
- The tarantula!
- Quick, hide, Hector.
- I'm off. I owe two weeks' rent.
Next time in Extra...
The flatmates go shopping for Hector.
Hector goes shopping for the girls.
But what happens
when Hector goes shopping for himself?
But what happens
when Hector goes shopping for himself?
Episode II
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a neighbour, Nick,
who likes Bridget.
But Annie likes Nick.
That is until Hector arrives from Argentina,
and Hector is very, very handsome.
Stand by for Extra.
Oh. Argentinian.
Maybe...
Hector, please,
call me Gigi.
'Oh, Hector, call me Gigi.'
- A.
- Is Hector still asleep?
Yep.
Hector, wakey- wakey.
Come on. Rise and shine.
Sweet.
Good morning.
Oh, good morning.
No, no, no. Good morning.
- Ah- ah- ah.
- Oh.
Good morning.
Ah- ah- ah.
No, Hector.
- I have a cold.
- And so have I.
Oh, you have a cold, Bridget.
Yes, I have a cold.
Yes. We have a cold.
So let's begin again.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Oh, never mind.
Hector, would you like some...
new pyjamas?
Hector, please excuse me for a moment.
Pssst. Annie. Bathroom.
Now.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Is it fancy dress?
Fancy dress?
Yes.
Oh. Nice.
Hey.
Nice car, eh?
I have this car at home.
Wow. You have this car at home?
Girls must love you.
Girls?
- No.
- No?
Hector, can I tell you something?
OK.
The car looks good.
Yeah?
So you must look good too.
- I look good.
- No.
You don't look good.
But I can help.
OK.
OK.
Yes.
- Hector's clothes are awful.
- They're so old- fashioned.
I know. I'll take him shopping.
But, Bridget, you are so busy.
I'll take him shopping.
- No, it's all right, I'll take him shopping.
- It's no problem, I'll take him.
I said I'll take him shopping!
You need...
You need a...
Well, hi, babe.
- Oh, it's you, Nick.
- Oh, hi, Nick.
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.
Yeah, right.
You need a look
like on a fast bike.
No, no, no, Hector, don't listen to Nick.
- Listen to me.
- OK.
You need a designer look.
No, no, no, Hector, that's not for you.
You need,
you need...a cowboy look.
- No, no. A leather jacket.
- A bandanna and a vest.
A denim shirt.
- A motorbike.
- Designer.
Cowboy.
Stop.
OK.
I will go shopping.
- What?
- On your own?
But...you need us.
How? What will you say?
Er...
It's OK. Leave it to me.
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.
- Uh?
- This is a shop.
- I sell, you buy.
- Oh, OK.
Ding- dong.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Can I help you?
Yes. I...
I would like...
Oh. I would like...
a jacket, please.
Trousers.
I would like a pair of trousers, please.
Oh, I would like a pair of trousers, please.
And...
a shirt.
No.
Shoes.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
And a cat for my head.
I think you mean a hat.
This is a cat.
A cat? A cat for my head.
A cat for my head!
Hector. Come shopping with me.
- Or me.
- No, me.
- He's my pen friend.
- All right.
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector
a little bit each.
I will go to the shoe shop.
And I will go to the clothes shop.
No, I'll go to the clothes shop.
OK. I'll just buy the shirt.
I'll buy the trousers.
Good.
Good.
Right. Let's go.
Oh, no. I completely forgot.
We need eggs, lemons and dog food.
Oh, it's all right. I'll do it online later.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.'
Oh, well done, Hector.
Bye, Hector. Oh, and don't answer the phone.
It might be the tarantula.
OK.
Bye, Hector. Be good.
And if you can't be good, be careful.
- Huh?
- Never mind.
..new pyjamas.
I'll take him shopping.
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector
a little bit each.
You need a cowboy look.
You need a look like on a fast bike.
Good morning, sir.
I would like...
a cat for my head!
A cat...
Oh. Room service.
Hello. I would like an egg for my head.
Lemons for my head!
- Dog food for my head!
- Who's that?
The tarantula!
I said, 'Who's that?'
- Hello?
- Where's Bridget?
Er... Where is Bridget?
Me.
I am Bridget.
I don't believe you.
Yes, I have a cold.
- Atchoo! Atchoo!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you. Atchoo!
Charley!
Is that a dog?
No, no, it's not a dog, it's a...
Annie. Yes.
Annie has a cold also.
Oh, poor Annie.
Thank you. Atchoo. Now goodbye.
Atchoo! Atchoo!
Ole.
I am Hector.
I speak English.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.
'Eggs, lemons, dog food.'
Oh, hi. Good afternoon, Annie.
Good afternoon, Hector.
I bought this for you.
What is it?
Try it on.
Try...
it...
on.
Try...
it...
on.
Oh. Try it on.
- Where's Hector?
- In the bathroom.
Good. I'll give this to him.
- It's OK, I'll give it to him.
- No, it's all right.
Hector.
Hector.
I've got something for you.
Oh. OK.
Come in.
Spoilsport.
Hector?
Hector?
- Hello?
- Here are your clothes.
You will look so cool.
- Cool?
- Cool.
Cool.
Nice melons.
Melons? Who are those from?
I think Hector has been shopping online.
I'm really thirsty. I need a drink.
- But we don't need any melons.
- Well, he did try.
And he bought some eggs.
Yeah.
Just a few.
Nice melons.
Just a few.
Thank you.
Try...
it...
on.
I've got something for you.
So how did Hector do the shopping?
Hector ordered ten melons
instead of ten lemons.
Oh, an easy mistake. He did try.
Yes, he did try.
- What about the eggs?
- OK. Eggs.
You buy a dozen eggs, yeah?
Yep. A dozen is ten.
A dozen is , stupid.
I know.
Well, Hector has put the number here.
Well, that's OK. That's one box.
No. He ordered boxes.
Now...dog food.
I can't wait.
OK. I'm ready.
- We're ready.
- Enter.
Do you like it?
Well?
Er... I like the shirt.
- I like the sarong.
- I like the shoes.
So...
am I cool?
Erm...
No.
I'm not cool.
Er...no.
So...I will go shopping.
Here we go again. Hector.
You can't go out there on your own.
You went shopping on the Internet.
Yes.
Your ordered melons instead of lemons
and too many eggs.
- Have you ever been to a supermarket?
- No.
My...
Who are these?
My...
- Servants?
- Yeah. My servants.
- Servants. Now I understand.
- Come on, Hector.
- I will teach you how to shop, Hector.
- Till you drop.
Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.
And you are our customer.
OK.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Can I help you, sir?
What would you like to buy?
Oh. I would like some...
Clothes.
Yes. I would like some clothes, please.
What size?
What erm, erm...
size?
I don't know.
I'll have to measure you, then.
Arms up, please.
Arms up, please.
Arms up, please.
Chest.
centimetres.
Chest, centimetres.
And waist.
centimetres.
Waist.
centimetres.
And leg.
- I'll do that!
- No, it's OK.
I shall do that.
Eight...
y- seven centimetres.
Now, do you like these trousers?
Do you like this shirt?
Yes.
Good. That's erm...
£,, please.
OK.
No, no, no, Hector.
£, is...
is...
, dollars.
Yeah.
It's too much. It's too expensive.
Not for Hector.
So...
I am ready to go shopping.
- Good luck.
- Yeah. Good luck.
You'll need it.
Where's my lemon drink, Nick?
Nick, are there any more tissues?
All right. I'm coming as fast as I can.
OK.
Oh. I feel awful.
Me too. Nothing will make me feel better.
Can you get that, please, Nick?
Ah, it's only Hector.
Well?
Is it...cool?
Wow, man. Well done, you look great.
I would like a shirt, please.
Excellent. Oh, the clothes are super.
And a pair of trousers.
Oh. You are clever, Hector.
And a pair of shoes, please.
I have been shopping!
Oh, I'll get it.
Hello?
- It's me.
- Oh, hello.
It's the tarantula.
How are you?
- Fine, thank you.
- Oh, good, good.
- How's your cold?
- How's my cold?
- Well, how do you know I have a cold?
- You told me this morning.
Me.
- I am Bridget.
- I don't believe you.
Yes. I have a cold.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes. Silly me.
I told you this morning.
Why are tins of dog food here for Annie?
Pardon?
I don't know.
- How strange.
- tins!
Yes, that's a lot of tins. I really don't know.
- Can you ask Annie?
- Yes, I'll ask Annie.
Goodbye.
The tarantula said why are tins of dog food downstairs?
tins?
Hector...
Next time in Extra...
Annie goes dating on the Internet,
and so do Nick and Hector.
But do they like their dates?
But do they like their dates?
But do they like their dates?Episode III
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a visitor from Argentina
who can't speak English very well,
who has no style,
and who can't do the shopping.
But he is very, very handsome.
Stand by for Extra.
Dear dream date.
My name is Annie!
I'm and I love animals,
and...
and...
and I love chocolate.
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake,
boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse...
- What are you doing, Annie?
- Nothing!
What's this?
'Dream date, make my dream come true!’
- Oh, how did that get there?
- How sweet!
Let's go. Look left.
Right. One, two, three, four, left.
- Hector!
- And right.
- Hector.
- Oh, hi, Bridget.
- And up...
- And up!
And up...and down...
Oh, well, keep going, Hector.
Oh, I see Hector found
Cindy's Top Exercises, then.
Yes!
Oh, good try, Hector.
But Cindy is so old- fashioned,
I can teach Hector how to exercise!
Exercise with Cindy, no.
Exercise with Bridget, yes!
- But...!
- It's OK, I can do it!
Music, please, Annie.
Follow me.
Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and...
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
More energy, please!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
OK, faster still!
Left leg up! Left leg up!
Left leg up!
- Oh, my leg hurts!
- Come on, keep up!
Come on, faster! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Faster!
Oh, hi, Nick.
- We're exercising.
- I can see.
Phew, OK. Let's get a drink!
Oh, I must check my emails.
- Would you like some water, Hector?
- Oh, no. No, after you.
- No, you first.
- Oh, no, no, no. Ladies first.
- No, no, you first.
- No, you first.
Oh, give it to me!
Oh, goody! Three messages.
- Oh, dear.
- What's wrong?
Annie's been on the Internet - again!
The Internet?
- To find a boyfriend!
- Oh, let's see!
- Oh, no. Don't look.
- Oh, come on, Annie!
Oh, all right, then.
'Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here!
'I am the racket - will you be my ball?’
OK, number two.
Mmm.
Erm... 'Dear Annie! I love animals too.’
Mmm.
'They are so beautiful in their glass boxes.’
'Come and see them.
Tony Green (Taxidermist).’
A taxidermist! Ooh, how horrible!
Oh, Charley! Here, boy!
It's OK, Charley.
Annie, what is a taxidermist?
Erm, well, it's...
It's a...
Ah... Oh, never mind.
- Third time lucky.
- Hope so.
Hmm. 'Annie, can you cook like my mother?
'Do you like trains? Can you meet me today?
'Giles Smith (aged )
'P.S. Mummy says I must be home
before . pm.’
- Oh, dear!
- Oh!
I'll never get a boyfriend!
- Bridget always has a boyfriend.
- Has she?
Annie, look, it's not what you write,
it's...it's how you write it.
Huh?
I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet,
no problem.
Well, yes, Nick, you could!
I bet you could not!
I could!
OK...
What would you write?
I'm six foot tall.
Five foot eleven.
I have blonde hair.
- Mousy brown.
- I love animals.
- Ha!
- And fast cars, and beautiful women.
- I would write to you!
- Would you?
Oh, come on, Annie!
- Let's go to the gym.
- Oh, Bridget, no! Not more exercise!
See you later, boys.
Oh, and er, Hector,
would you do my washing for me?
Washing? OK.
No problem.
Oh, and Nick?
Will you spray my plant for me, please?
- The spray is in the bathroom.
- No problem.
- Nick?
- Uh- huh?
What is a taxidermist?
Oh. Well...
Well, it's...
Never mind.
Chrissy!
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
More energy, please!
- My leg hurts!
- Come on, keep up!
Nadia.
Oh, Charley! Here, boy!
- Oh, dear!
- Oh!
I'll never get a boyfriend.
Dan!
I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet,
no problem.
Finding girlfriends on the Internet is so easy.
OK, Hector!
Question one.
How do guys get girlfriends?
- Girlfriends?
- Yeah!
- Girlfriends.
- Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me.
- Never.
- What?
Never? No girl...no girlfriends?
Wow! Man!
- You, Nick, you have had girlfriends?
- Yeah, loads!
- Ten?
- Ten? Ha!
Hundreds!
- Wow!
- So I know what girls like.
They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing.
Oh, I love dancing!
Like this!
No, dancing like this!
Huh? Yeah.
Hector, leave it to me.
Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan!
Oh, Hector, Annie's plant.
Her garden spray is in the bathroom.
Oh.
Ho- ho!
Garden...gar- den... Erm...
Spray, garden spray.
'Garden Romance'.
Garden... good!
Hmm! Perfect!
Perfect!
Cold, hot...
very hot.
- Er, Nick.
- Uh- huh?
Bridget's cold or hot?
Ha, very hot!
Ah.
Perfect!
Perfect, ha!
Hector, we'll get lots of girlfriends now!
- Aha!
- From now on
it'll be girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
- Ha- ha!
- Yo!
- Ha- hey!
- Whoo!
Oh, you really must change your aftershave!
Oh, excuse me.
Come on, let's go out and celebrate.
What's that smell?
It smells like a perfumery.
Oh, my plant!
Oh, empty!
Oh, my poor plant! I don't believe it!
My perfume, I don't believe it!
Nick!
Oh, good, the washing's done.
What's the problem?
This is the problem!
Hector!
- Wow!
- What is it now?
We have six hundred
and thirty- three messages!
Let's see.
OK, one moment.
'Hector! Nick! Yes! We are gorgeous!
'Yes! We like dancing!
And yes! We like millionaires!
'Fifi and Sara.’
Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri...
These messages are all for Hector and Nick
and they're all from girls!
I smell a rat!
Hmm! And I think I know who is responsible!
Oh, Bridget!
Look at this!
'Are you a gorgeous babe?
'Do you have a gorgeous friend?
'Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?
'Do you like millionaires?
'Then you will love us -
'we are Hector and Nick - the Romero brothers.'
What?
'See attached photo.'
Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car!
Ha, what a joke!
What, that's how they received six hundred
and thirty- three messages from girls.
But they don't know they received six hundred
and thirty- three messages, do they?
No, they don't now.
Let's go to the cybercafe.
I have a plan.
The poor computer. How many messages?
One hundred!
Two hundred!
- Oh.
- How many?
- Er, one.
- Good.
- One hundred!
- No, no, no, just one message.
Huh?
Erm...
'Hector and Nick!
'We are dancers in a West End musical.'
Dancers, you mean...
- Dancers?
- Yeah, sort of.
Erm... 'When we finish the show, shall we
meet at your apartment at pm?
'Is that OK?
'Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss.
'P.S. What is your address?'
Wow! They sound gorgeous!
Uh?
Er... Ah!
Ta- da!
Cuddles and Bubbles...
are coming here tonight when they finish the show...
at...
ten o'clock!
Look, seven o'clock, eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Wait a minute! It's seven o'clock!
That's just three hours!
What am I going to wear?
What are you going to wear?
But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie?
Aha!
It's not a problem!
Ah- ha- ha! Yes!
Nadia.
Oh, my plant!
What's the problem?
This is the problem!
Hector!
Cuddles and Bubbles...
are coming here tonight.
So, Nick, what should I say?
- It's easy. Relax.
- Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends.
Yeah, well, when I said a hundred,
it's actually fewer.
Er...fifty?
No.
- Forty?
- No.
- Thirty?
- No.
- Twenty?
- No.
- Ten?
- No.
Five?
Four?
Three?
Two?
One?
None?
OK.
It's OK.
Hi.
- Hi!
- Hello, it's us.
Come on up.
Ooh!
So Nick, what do I say?
OK, we need a script.
Try this.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
Your ears are blue, like the ocean.
No! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes.
Oh, oh, oh, OK, OK. Er...
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
Good!
You smell of sweet...
You smell of sweat...
No! No...
Sweet...not sweat!
Oh, OK, OK.
OK, your hair is so soft.
- Thank you, Nick.
- No!
No, her hair, her hair!
Oh, her hair!
Oh, oh!
OK, OK.
- Ready?
- Ready.
Good luck!
Oh! Cuddles and Bubbles.
But we thought you were dancers.
Oh, you are dancers.
Dancing...dogs!
In...Woof, The Musical.
Erm, come in.
Come in.
Er, please, sit down.
Sit!
Stick to the script.
You smell so sweet.
Your ears are...blue, like the ocean.
Psst.
- Eyes, eyes!
- Oh!
Eyes!
Are you a millionaire?
Psst, psst!
Am I a millionaire?
Are you a millionaire?
Are you a millionaire?
We are millionaires!
Good, good.
Well, you can pay for these, then!
If you please!
Your faces!
- We are the dancers.
- From the cybercafe!
- So you are millionaires, eh?
- Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends!
Millionaires, very funny!
With fast cars!
Good trick, eh?
But that is my car!
You smell so sweet!
And you do have beautiful eyes!
Or is it ears?
- It's the landlady!
- I'm off!
Quick! Hide, Hector! Erm, er...
In the bedroom!
Er, Bridget?
Yes.
Tell me.
What is a taxidermist?
Oh!
Next time in Extra...
Hector wants to get a job.
Bridget and Annie have a surprise.
And guess who's coming to dinner.
And guess who's coming to dinner.
And guess who's coming to dinner.episode IV
This is the story of two girls
who share a flat in London.
They have a visitor from Argentina who speaks only a little English.
What the girls don't know, but Nick does, is that Hector is very, very rich.
Does Hector like Bridget?
Does Bridget like Hector?
And who does Nick like?
Stand by for Extra.
Job...stuntman.
Age.... ?
No. , more mature.
Age....
- Where's the fire?
- It's the smoke detector.
I know that! Where's the broom?
Oh, good, it's stopped.
I think this was the problem.
Anyone for very hard- boiled eggs?
- Nick.
- Eh?
- Are they your eggs?
- Eh?
I thought so!
What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?
Ah. Are my eggs ready?
Oh... Your eggs, Hector.
Hector's eggs, Bridget.
Is he crazy?
Hector...the eggs are, erm, ruined.
Perhaps some cornflakes instead?
Thank you, Bridget.
Hm. Perhaps some cornflakes instead?
What are you doing on our computer anyway?
Nothing.
Let's just say, girls, one day you will say,
'Brad Pitt... Urgh! Pah!
'Johnny Depp... Urgh! Pah!
'Nick from next door... Vroom- vroom- vroom!
''The coolest stuntman in the world.''
Oh, you a stuntman!
Yep. I got the job on the Internet.
Well, nearly. I'm waiting for confirmation.
Oh, how exciting!
The coolest stuntman in the world.
On a moped, right?
On a Harley- Davidson, actually.
Films! Those stars! That money!
Oh! Oh!
Have you seen Carina's dress in the magazine?
I'd love to have a dress like that.
Mm, me too.
It would really suit me.
- How much is it?
- Oh, let's see. Erm...
How much?
Oh, I'm a student. It's too expensive for me.
I've got a job and it's too expensive for me.
We need more money.
Money?
Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you.
Hector, don't. It's a secret.
''The Romero family,
one of the richest families in Argentina.''
Keep it a secret. Shh. Eh?
Shh.
What's a secret?
You have been very kind.
Yes, Hector.
I'm sure Bridget and Annie
have a little money.
Shh, Nick.
So I want to...
I want to give you some money.
Yes?
So, I am going...
to look for a job.
Oh... That's a great idea, Hector.
Great!
Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet,
can't we?
- OK, here we are. Job vacancies.
- Well, let's see.
Oh. Well, there's a job in a launderette.
Hector!
No.
And there's a job as a gardener.
My plant!
No.
Erm, here's a job as a cook.
No.
Wait a minute. Look at this.
A waiter!
What a great idea!
Yes! Ooh, I love good- looking waiters!
Did you say good- looking? Here I am.
What about Hector as a waiter?
A waiter?
Yeah. You know.
Oh, but I don't know how.
Oh, don't worry. I will teach you.
Hello.
Howard!
How are you?
(Laughs) Oh, thank you, Howard.
Me? Dinner tonight?
Seven o'clock at the Singing Parrot Cafe.
OK, Howard.
Bye, Howard.
That was Howard.
No!
He's invited me to dinner tonight because he wants to...
talk to me about a new job!
Who is Howard?
Bridget's boss.
He is so rich, he's so clever
and he wants to see me!
He might offer me a promotion.
What shall I wear?
I have nothing to wear!
No! Wrong!
Huh!
So last season.
Bet Howard can't ride a motorbike.
Nope.
I hope he does give Bridget promotion...
Although I have heard Howard has a nickname.
(Bridget) What was I thinking?
What?
The Octopus.
The Octopus?
Oh, The Octopus!
Is he meeting her alone?
Yes.
No, no!
- Bridget needs help.
- We must stop her.
I have an idea.
Why don't you eat here?
No!
Yes, then we can both talk to your boss
about your new job.
Here?
No. No way.
I could cook for you.
Huh! Definitely not, no.
And I could be your waiter.
N...
I want to be your waiter.
Yeah, OK, then, but be serious.
Don't worry,
we will help you get your promotion.
Leave it to us.
I am going...
to look for a job.
My plant!
Hm.
A waiter?
Yeah. You know.
OK, Hector, you are the waiter so you must set the table.
Yes, I have set the table but there is one problem.
A problem?
The table is too small.
- The table is too small?
- Yes. Look.
Hector, this is set for courses.
Dinner at home is always like this.
Well, yes! You are a million...
You are a millionaire.
This is just a little dinner for Bridget's boss.
- OK?
- OK.
OK. I am the customer.
Where would you like to sit?
Hm.
Here.
Oh, I... Erm...
The bill.
Not yet. The menu first.
Oh, sorry. Erm... The menu.
Ah.
Forget the menu. What have you got today?
- To eat?
- To eat.
Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat.
- A hot cat?
- Mm- hm.
That's a hot dog.
Ah! Hot cat, hot dog!
Cat...hot...dog...
Oh, no!
Oh, how's it going?
Great! Nick is a good teacher.
- Let's see.
- Uh- uh. Hector's Cafe is now closed.
Oh!
I'll get it.
Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor.
Thank you.
Oh! Bridget, look!
''For lovely Annie from H.''
''For beautiful Bridget from H.''
- Who's H?
- Oh, it must be Howard!
Ooh, what is it?
Oh, Bridget!
Look, it's Carina's dress!
But how did he guess?
Oh, he's a clever man!
Anyway, it's not Carina's dress now,
it's Bridget's dress!
Oh, thank you, Howard!
Oh, Bridget, isn't your boss kind?
But why did he buy me one?
Oh, I've told him all about you.
Me? Dinner tonight?
He's so clever and he wants to see me!
Oh, thank you, Howard.
- The Octopus!
- Ugh!
We will help you get your promotion.
Wow!
OK, Nick?
Yeah. Hot. The soup, hot.
Uh- uh- uh- uh- uh. The soup is hot.
Thank you, Hector.
He's here.
- Good evening, Howard.
- Ah, Bridget, my princess!
Please come in.
Bridget, you look divine.
Oh, this must be Annie.
Are you sisters? Such beauty!
The dresses are exquisite.
Oh...
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Don't thank me. It's a privilege.
Oh, and this, of course, is Nick.
Hi.
And this is Hector. He's from Argentina.
- Hello.
- Argentina?
- Do you have a cow?
- Two million.
- What?
- My parents own two million cows.
Er, yes, thank you, Hector.
- Hector's English is a little...
- Weird.
Never mind, Hector.
- So, Bridget...
- Ooh!
What a beautiful apartment for a beautiful lady.
Dinner is served.
Hector, go on.
Today we have sick pea soup.
Mm. Sick pea soup. My favourite!
Chickpea. Chickpea.
Er...chickpea soup.
This guy is great.
Where did you find him?
Sick pea soup!
Mind you, it does look like...bleurgh!
Sorry, Nick.
Main course. Teeth casserole.
Teeth casserole?
Beef. Beef.
Sorry. Beef casserole.
I bet the beef is as hard as teeth.
A dinner with bite!
Oh! Sorry, Nick.
So, Bridget, you would like a better job?
Well, Howard, I...
Are you willing to work harder, huh?
Agh!
You stupid idiot!
Sorry, er...
And, Bridget, with your good looks...
What a creep.
Hey! It's cold!
Hector! I want hot coffee.
He wants hot coffee.
Then he will have hot coffee.
So, by the age of
I had people working for me.
Fascinating.
My father said,
''If you want more money, you must work hard.''
Hey! You have poisoned me!
You fool! You stupid boy!
Stupid?
Don't you dare
talk to my friend Hector like that!
Oh, what is he?
Is your boyfriend or something?
He is...
a kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be.
So you can keep your job, you creep!
- And we'll send you back the dresses.
- What dresses?
Oh, these dresses,
the ones you bought Annie and me.
I did not buy those dresses.
I would not spend money on you! Ha!
Goodbye, Howard.
You've lost your job.
Well, too late. I quit!
Howard said he did not buy the dresses.
So who did?
If H isn't for Howard...
Then H is for Hector!
You? But why did you buy the dresses?
To say thank you.
But they're so expensive.
Where did you get the money?
I...found it.
Well, these expensive dresses
must go back to the shop.
Yes, they must.
But not until tomorrow.
That's right! Let's go clubbing!
Come on, Nick, Hector!
See you later, boys!
Hector, you are a true, true friend.
Money is not everything.
So, what did you buy me?
What do you think?
I love you. I love you.
Hm. One moment.
You didn't buy me a bike.
You didn't buy me a bike.
You didn't buy me a bike.
OK?
Thanks, Hector. It's really, really...
It's OK, Nick.
Hop on. I'll give you a lift.
Hey...
So do you still want to be a waiter?
No, I want to be like you, Nick. A stuntman!
Aaagh!
Next time in Extra...
Nick gets a job on TV
Annie loves watching TV
And why does Hector want to learn to cook?
And why does Hector want to learn to cook?episode V
This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London, and the boys next door,
Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina.
The girls like Hector because he is...pure.
And Nick likes Hector because he is rich.
And Hector likes Nick
because he is one crazy guy.
Stand by for Extra.
But I can't live without you.
I love you.
I love you too, but it's for the best.
It's finished.
Oh! Oh, darling, no. I'll die without you.
Ohh. She can't!
No, she can't. He's too good- looking.
And her husband is so awful.
I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you are.
It's your turn.
Hello.
A message for who? Rock Thrust?
Erm, I'm sorry,
but I think you have the wrong number.
That's OK. Bye.
Well, who was that?
Someone wanted Rock Thrust.
Rock Thrust? What a stupid name.
I know. Who would have a silly name like that?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
It's a raid!
Don't move. Legs in the air.
Hands. Not legs. Hands in the air.
OK.
Hands in the air.
Hello, Nick. Hello, Hector.
- How did you know it was us?
- Huh?
Oh, lucky guess.
Great. It's like Piccadilly Circus here
on a Friday night.
Uh?
This apartment is very busy.
Crazy phone calls, crazy names and now the FBI!
So, Bridget darling, any messages for me?
What do you mean, messages?
Who do you think I am? Your secretary?
This is not your apartment. You do not live here.
I never have any privacy.
But they cut off my telephone.
That's not my problem.
You should pay your bills.
Sorry, Bridget.
And, Hector, you live with Nick now.
Please knock on the door.
Now, I want to be alone.
Well, that went well. What's wrong with her?
- Nick, what day is it?
- Erm, Wednesday.
- And what time is it?
- I know. Half past six.
- So...
- So...
So what's on television?
Oh, Love's True Dream.
Love's True Dream. What is that?
Oh, Alberto, Alberto!
I love you, I love you!
And I love you too, Penelope.
- Bridget's favourite programme.
- Yeah, and mine.
Oh, really, Annie? Why?
Because it's about the simple love of a boy from Argentina and a girl from England.
Uh?
The simple love of a boy from Argentina
and a girl from England.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh, Hector! I love this advert.
What is it?
It's for chocolate mousse. Shh.
Chocolate so smooth
it will melt a beautiful lady's heart.
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Mmm, I love chocolate mousse.
Hey! This advert's good too.
# Ooh! Popcorn in the microwave
# Popcorn in just seconds
# Popcorn in your tummy
# They're Poptastic #
Ha! And do you like popcorn, Annie?
Oh, yeah, especially Poptastic popcorn.
Well, we don't have Poptastic popcorn in Argentina, but we make great popcorn.
- Yeah?
- Yes. I'll make it in the frying pan.
Oh, yes! Yes, great!
I've got the part! I've got the part!
Wow, man! That is great! Hey!
What is it?
Let's just say that my face will be on your television
every night at six o'clock in front of a huge audience.
Oh- ho! Ladies and gentleman, a star is born!
Oh, Nick, that's fantastic!
Ha- ha! This is it, Nick.
Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
I'd just like to thank my parents,
my brothers, my sisters...
my dog, his vet...
and of course my adorable girlfriend Bridget.
Huh! I don't think so.
Anyway, what's going on?
Oh, it's wonderful news, Bridget.
Nick is going to be on television.
Well, tell us, Nick. What is it?
Well, it's on every night.
It'll be hot.
Sometimes it'll be stormy.
So will you still love me when I'm a superstar?
Yes, Nick, and I'm going to help you
to be a great superstar.
Yes!
Lesson number one.
This is how all superstars make a big exit.
Goodbye, Nick. See you at the Oscars.
- Annie?
- Uh- huh?
I really think you're watching too many adverts.
What do you mean, too many adverts?
Well, remember Chunky Chunks?
Oh, Chunky Chunks...
Hello and welcome
to the Chunky Chunks challenge.
Nick, in front of you are two plates and all you have to do is tell me
which plate is Chunky Chunks -
A or B.
Ready? OK.
This is Plate A.
Good. And this is Plate B.
OK, Nick.
Which plate do you think was Chunky Chunks?
A or B?
Well, they both smelled great.
Correct! Well done!
Both plates were Chunky Chunks.
- By the way, Annie...
- Uh- huh?
What are Chunky Chunks?
Dog food, of course.
- Do you see what I mean?
- Oh, I think so.
What's that noise?
Oh, Annie's popcorn!
- My popcorn?
- Yes, I wanted to make popcorn just for you.
Oh, Hector, thank you. Oh, you are sweet.
I like popcorn too, Hector.
- Rock Thrust? What a stupid name!
- I know!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Popcorn in your tummy
They're Poptastic
Man, that is great!
Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
Ah. I co- starred with Russell Crowe in this one.
You, in Gladiator?
Wow, Nick, I didn't realise. What were you?
The centurion.
Which centurion?
Er... Ah! Here it is.
There, that's me, on the ground.
Huh! A dead centurion.
Yeah, good, eh?
I had some words, but they were cut.
- What did you say?
- Erm...
Hey, but now I've got the whole script
just for me on television every night.
Nick, tell me.
- What is it?
- It's my show.
When I'm a star, I will not forget you, my friend.
..at pm today
when I'll show you how to make a delicious chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers.
You'll need chocolate, eggs and butter.
And don't forget the way to a heart
is through the stomach.
The way to the heart is through the stomach.
What does that mean?
It means if you want a girlfriend, cook for her.
I want to learn how to cook.
Anyway, what do you mean
by I watch too many adverts?
Well, remember when you wanted us
to change our washing powder?
Oh- ho! Hello there.
As a mother,
I must fight difficult stains every day.
Tomato ketchup.
Chocolate...ooh!
Gravy.
And...egg.
But help is here.
I will wash one shirt in ordinary washing powder and the other in new Zap!
So, the shirt
washed in normal washing powder is...
Oh! Still dirty.
But the shirt washed in new Zap! is...
Oh.
Annie, have you seen my red T- shirt anywhere?
Oops!
See what I mean?
- Oh, hello, Bridget.
- Hello, Hector.
Oh, hi, Annie.
Oh, thank you. Yes, I know.
Do you know where Nick is?
- No, we've just arrived.
- I'm a great actor.
Erm, I think I know where Nick is.
(Nick) ..love to do the part, but I'm too busy.
No, it's not the money.
I don't need million quid.
Look, talk to my agent, Bridget, hm?
I have an idea.
Oh. So Robert De Niro said yes already?
Hm? Well...
- Hello.
- Hello?
- Nick Jessop?
- Yeah.
I have an executive from Warner Brothers
on the line for you.
Right.
Hello, Nick.
You are very big in England.
What are you working on now?
Hi. Well, it's something
that all of England watches.
It's the, erm...
Ha- ha- ha- ha- ha.
You can laugh,
but tomorrow night at six o'clock you will see that Nick from next door
has star quality and then Spielberg will call.
Now, excuse me, I must learn my line.
Hello and welcome
to the Chunky Chunks challenge.
New Zap!
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Hello, all you gorgeous chefs. Mwah.
And welcome to Charlotte's Kitchen.
Today...mmm...
chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers.
- First, take some chocolate.
- Chocolate.
And melt it over hot water.
Melt?
Oh! Over hot water.
Now, my darlings, you must
separate the eggs into two bowls.
Separate the eggs?
Separate the yolk from the white.
Oh, the yolk from...
- Hector?
- Ah, hello, Annie.
Mix the yolk and the chocolate.
Add the butter.
And now for the fun - whisking!
I love whisking. Don't you?
- Oh, whisking?
- Ah! You need Annie's magic whisk.
Yes, please.
Nearly finished, my darlings.
Finally, add the whites to the chocolate and put it in the fridge.
And in minutes, this delicious chocolate mousse
will be ready for your lover to taste - mm!
And put it in the fridge.
Why, Hector, who's the lucky lady?
I think I know!
Chocolate mousse, my favourite dessert.
Nick! What time is it?
- Six o'clock.
- Quick! Change channels!
It's six o'clock
and time for the weather with Rock Thrust!
With Rock Thrust.
Oh, me. I'm ready.
- The weather?
- Rock Thrust?
Nick!
Hi! I'm Rock Thrust.
- Get on with it.
- Huh.
And here is the weather. Big smile.
And here is the weather.
In the south, it will be hot.
Sun, sun.
Oh, sorry. Hot.
So put on your beach clothes.
And in the west, it'll be windy.
And in the east, it will rain,
so don't forget your, um...
..brella.
And there could be some...
Oh, no. Not lightning.
And that's the weather with me, Rock Thrust.
Ah, come in and sit down.
Close your eyes.
Now, are you ready for a taste of paradise?
Chocolate so smooth it will melt a beautiful lady's heart.
Ready?
Mmm!
Chocolate mousse,
the chocolate dessert for lovers.
Oh, Hector, that was so much fun!
I love doing adverts,
especially with your delicious chocolate mousse.
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Well, hello! It's Rock Thrust.
Would you like your messages, Mr Thrust?
As your agent, I take ten per cent.
Oh, poor Nick. You must be very tired now.
Yeah, I am.
Working in television must be exhausting.
Yes, because I had to run
all the way from the studio.
Run? Why?
Because I was chased.
Next time in Extra...
Bridget wins the lottery.
Nick finds love at the traffic lights.
And why does Hector become a dustman?
And why does Hector become a dustman?
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